Hello friend. I'm Helena, lover of chanting dead languages (Latin/Greek), X-men, and tiny goats. Sometimes I cosplay and sometimes I have pastoral fantasies. I live for the simple things.
I make comics now! Please welcome to the world the first chapter of JAZZ ORCS, a new comic series written by me and drawn by Maeve MacLysaght.
JAZZ ORCS is the story of the misadventures of four large gay orc boys who love jazz, as they try to make a living as a jazz band in a world that isn’t ready for their music or their green skin.
“Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.
They look utterly ridiculous and they are my favourite thing you’re welcome and goodbye
That’s a fucking Sandshrew.
It’s a small dragon.
They’re so hunchbacked that even though they walk on two legs their front feet are almost always scraping the ground.
BONUS! Tree-dwelling version!!!
Also bonus, There’s a fuckton of different kinds!
Enjoy.
Also! they’re going extinct due to poaching because people love their golden scaley pelts! These are the only mammals in existence to grow actual scales, created from fused fur, like rhino horns! If you would like to donate to their conservation fund, or find out more about Pangolins in general, go here!